Okay, listen up peasants because this is going to be BIG!
I need developers to build my new app on android and ios.
You won't be paid upfront because I don't have any money. However, if you're willing to think long-term you can become a millionaire because I'll give you 5% equity in the business.
So what's the app? Tinder for dogs!
Dog owners can help their pet's find mating partners. Simply swipe left to dismiss, or swipe right to sniff the other dog's ass. If both dogs sniff each other's asses, it's a match!
FAQ's
How will the app make money?
What are you, a fucking amateur? It doesn't need to make money. We're going to IPO this bitch so that's someone else's problem.
Where is the job located?
At present, you can work remotely because my mom won't allow strangers in the house.
What will /u/akpaddy be doing?
I'm the CEO. I will be doing the blue-sky thinking and managing you to make sure you meet my tight deadlines.
How will the app get users?
I will speak to a few of my friends who have dogs. After that, we will grow by word of mouth because the app is fucking awesome. I expect Shark Tank will reach out quite soon. After that, it's pretty much yacht money baby.
Please only apply if you've worked for a company I've heard of like Apple, Facebook or Google. If you have knowledge of how to sell user's information for profit, you may also contact me.
Warning: don't rip my idea off or my team of lawyers will hunt your ass down.
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